1. I'm the first belletrist in American literature, writing for pleasure when writing was practical and for useful purposes.
2. I was the first American literary humorist.
3. I wrote the first modern short stories.
4. First to write history and biography as entertainment for people.
5. I introduced the nonfiction prose as a literary genre.
7. I did not go into the state of being married in my life, but I am romantically attracted to Emily . She is the daughter of the royal family of Dresden, Fosters, while I was in Germany. After she refused my offer of marriage, I relocated from Germany .
8. I set out on a tour of the rugged western part of the country, which took me as far as Oklahoma .